His Biggest Fan – a found letter to Tiger Woods.

[This week, Open Letters joins forces with Other People's Mail, the dormant zine of found letters. Today's letter was found abandoned in a photocopying store in New York City in 1997.]

Dear Tiger Woods,

How are you? I hope that you are in good health.
I am fine. I am writing this letter to you in reference to the letter that I wrote to Barbara Walters in reference to The May 21, 1997 TV interview with you.

Included in this letter is a copy of The May 25, 1997 letter.

In The May 25, 1997 letter that I wrote to Barbara Walters I mentioned Ebony Magazine.
Since I mentioned Ebony Magazine I thought that I would write a letter to The Publisher of Ebony Magazine.

Dear Tiger, on the same day, May 25, 1997 * I wrote a letter to The Sports Editor of The New York Daily News.
The May 25, 1997 letter that I wrote to The New York Daily News is all about you, Tiger Woods.
So included in this letter is a copy of The May 25, 1997 letter that I wrote to The Daily News.
I hope that you find it to be easy reading.

Dear Tiger let’s be honest for a moment.
Dear Tiger ever since I wrote that letter to you all I can think about is you.
All I can think about is what it would be like to be with you.
Dear Tiger I was wondering what it would be like to be with you.
Dear Tiger, you are all that I want.
You are all that I need.
Dear Tiger I want to meet you right away.
Dear Tiger I need to meet you right away.
Dear Tiger before I proceed to write to any of the other celebrities, sports announcers, and TV personalities
I would like to meet you so that I can get a field for you so
I will know what it is all about.

So that when I write to these people I will know what I am talking about because
I will have already talked about it with you.
Before I write to anymore sports announcers and TV personalities
I need to talk to you.
I need to talk to you, Tiger.
I want to meet you, Tiger.
I want to meet you, Tiger before I write to anymore sports announcers and TV personalities.

I need to meet you, Tiger before I write to anymore sports announcers and TV personalities about you.

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You know Tiger ever since I wrote that letter to you all I can think about is you.
Tiger, you are all that I want.
Tiger, you are all that I need.
And Tiger I want to meet you right away.
And Tiger I need to meet you right away.
Please make an arrangement for me to meet you right away.

Or at least, send me something to let me know if you care about me
the way that I care about you.
Tiger if you care about me send me something that I can hold on to that will tell me that you care about me.
Or better yet.
Tiger please make an arrangement for me to meet you so that
I can hold on to you.
They say that you are 6’2″.
Well I’m 5’5″.
It would be mighty nice to meet you so that
I can get a field for you so that I will know what I’m doing.

I need to know what it would be like to talk to Tiger Woods.
And walk with Tiger Woods.
I need to know what it would be like to touch Tiger Woods.
Because I really do cherish you
and I want to hold you close to my heart.
I want to meet you right away.
I need to meet you right away.
Please make an arrangement for me to meet you right away.
I look forward to the pleasure of your company.

Respectfully,

C.J.F.
Legal Aid Society Advocate
Association of Bridal Consultants, Inc. Student Member
Graduate of New York Real Estate School
Tiger Woods, Mi Amouro